isolated on an island with captain america]
in mattie’s case, went clubbing with phil coulson-
DAMN IT MATTIE I WANNA BE BUDS WITH COULSON! =A=
[ Me: Is actually a sibling of Nick Fury.
Arthur: Is actually a sibling of Black Widow.
I don’t even ]
Is hugging Loki….
I like this one….
shared an ice cream with the hulk
thats kinda dangerous init
Saved the world with Hawkeye.
I’m such a hero. You better recognize askjdahjkdh what am I doing
First kiss stolen by Loky…
wiiiii love it XD….
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK#YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK#NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED#AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES#HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER#ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL#BUT I SHALL LAUGH#BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING#MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS#WORDS OF PAINI am seriously laughing so goddamn hard right now in the middle of my store and all these people are staring at me oh my godtiss this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seeeeen“THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS!”